Two would-be studs on a usual Friday night hunting spree. While swapping stories of their recent escapades they finally admit that neither of them has been laid in months. The faithful bar keep sends them to Igor the Russian Master who explains they have the 'Curse' and will have to go on a quest of redemption in order to find Lady luck again. They see a gypsy, dance at a gay bar and make a 'Fat Lady' sing. One discovers he wants true love the other may want something else.