"Parks and Recreation" Ann's Decision (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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Quotes 

  • Ben Wyatt : [Walks in looking ill, sees Chris lying on the ground]  Chris, I'm dying.

    Chris Traeger : I was dying earlier today, and then I died. Now I'm dead. I had to cancel a date with Shauna Malwae-Tweep, and I really like her. Do you think she'll still like me, now that I'm dead?

    Ben Wyatt : What is this?

    Ron Swanson : [Walks in looking just as sick]  It's food poisoning. I have it too. I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.

    Ben Wyatt : Oh, God, don't say that.

    Chris Traeger : Has anybody talked to Tom? I can't even imagine what that tiny little man must be feeling like.

    Ron Swanson : I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last twelve hours alone. He might have just disappeared off the Earth.

    Chris Traeger : We need to call him, we must reach out to him.

    [Gets up and walks, doubled over, toward his phone. He passes Ben, who is lying on the floor. Can't reach out to touch the phone] 

    Chris Traeger : I can't do it.

    Ron Swanson : [Gets up and labors toward the phone. He smacks it with his hand, and the phone lands on the floor next to Ben]  Ben, extension seventy-eight twenty.

    Ben Wyatt : [Ben rolls over to the phone and dials the numbers with his nose] 

  • Tom Haverford : Woah, smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened?

    Ron Swanson : We got food poisoning, Tom. How do you not have food poisoning?

    Ben Wyatt : Because he didn't eat anything - he just took pictures and talked about the 'Wow' factor.

    Tom Haverford : Not true, I ate everything you did..

    Chris Traeger : Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat?

    Tom Haverford : Oh yeah, I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-Food rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me, I'm not your maid!

    Ben Wyatt : The calzones... betrayed me? Never again, guys. As God as my witness, they're dead to me.

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