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Ted 2 (2015)

R | | Comedy | 26 June 2015 (USA)
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Seth MacFarlane
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Wahlberg ... John
Seth MacFarlane ... Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried ... Samantha
Jessica Barth ... Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi ... Donny
Morgan Freeman ... Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones ... Self
Patrick Warburton ... Guy
Michael Dorn ... Rick
Bill Smitrovich ... Frank
John Slattery ... Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown ... Joy
John Carroll Lynch ... Tom Jessup
Ron Canada ... Judge
Liam Neeson ... Customer
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Storyline

Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems to be on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government, and he loses all of his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchishol@rogers.com)

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Ted is coming, again See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use | See all certifications »

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Did You Know?

Trivia

Ted encounters a Comic-Con attendee dressed as Hellboy. Seth MacFarlane previously voice Johan Kraus in Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008). See more »

Goofs

When Ted & Liam Neeson are at the grocery store, Liam puts down a five dollar bill; when he leaves and the camera cuts back to Ted, the five dollar bill has vanished. See more »

Quotes

[drenched in semen]
John: Fuck! I'm blinking it in! Oh my God, it's in my fucking mouth!
Ted: Wait-wait-wait, hang on, I gotta post this on Facebook.
John: NO!
Ted: ..."hashtag GrrrMondays".
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Crazy Credits

Liam Neeson returns to the grocery store battered and bruised and returns his ruined box of Trix. See more »

Alternate Versions

For some North America TV airings, the f words are either dubbed over or silenced and Amanda's penis bong is censored with pixelization. See more »


Soundtracks

Mean Ol' Moon
Music by Walter Murphy
Lyrics by Seth MacFarlane
Performed by Amanda Seyfried
End credit version performed by Norah Jones
Courtesy of Blue Note Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
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Could have been (a lot) better
26 June 2015 | by SirBurghSee all my reviews

There were a lot of funny bits in this movie, but when you hear one sex joke after another for the entire movie (especially the first 30-45 minutes) it just gets disgusting and old. I alternated between having some good laughs and wanting to just get up and leave.

Also why does every recent comedy have to throw one gay reference after another at us? We get it Hollywood - you want to desensitize everyone to gay men. Take a deep breath and give it a rest.

If movies like this just resisted the urge to go to the well over and over with the same tired jokes, and stuck to what made them funny in the first place, they would be so much better. I still think the concept of Ted is great and there were enough good jokes to make it funny, but I'm not sure I'd even watch it again because of the cringe factor from all the raunchy jokes.


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Official Sites:

Official site [Japan]

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 June 2015 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ted 2 See more »

Filming Locations:

Boston, Massachusetts, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$68,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$33,507,870, 28 June 2015

Gross USA:

$81,476,385

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$215,863,606
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (unrated)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.39 : 1
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