[Alexandra, who dated Carrie and Fred simultaneously, has just dumped Carrie and is still dating Fred
If it makes you feel any better, Alexandra's just, like, a mess. She's, like, a crazy person. She's, like, not sane. She's, like, not well. You know what I mean? She's, like, confused and confusing and a mess.
Well, also, you're dating her.
I know. It's great.
We should all try living together. I don't think you should move out - this is your house!
She says stuff like that! Think about those words...