Stay-at-home dads, Ned Wazinski, an unemployed vending machine mechanic pushing fifty, and, Julian York, a former male stripper nearly half his age, meet on a park bench while watching their children play. Over the next several weeks as Ned and Julian get acquainted at the park, Ned notices a large volume of people entering and exiting an unmarked retail outlet across the street. After some investigation, Ned and Julian find out the "mystery store" is actually a front for an organized crime money laundering operation which frequently relocates to evade law enforcement. When Julian finds out his wife's high-paying career is about to come to an abrupt end, he proposes to Ned that they burglarize the "mystery store" before it vacates.
Be glad you weren't raised by these guys.
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Your grandkid's a looker, dude. A real doll if ya ask me. Love her locks. Gorgeous color.
I'm not her grandfather.
Oh, no? What are ya then? Her great great uncle or something? That's, like, so nice of ya to take her out for the day, dude. Ya gonna buy her some ice cream later or something?
I'm not her great great uncle either. I'm her father.