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Just as you think you've managed to seen the worst creations every made on this planet, this 'movie' comes along and proves that someone can even take 'awfullness' to a whole new level. A normal person wouldn't be capable to act this bad intentionally but somehow they managed to gather dozens of retards in this single 'movie'. Well, calling it a movie would be an insult to everything even in the Bottom top 100. Everything about this movie is awful : acting, camera, effects, sound. Even the credits are awful. My 6 year old retarded nephew can make prettier credits with crayons sticking from his nose. The retards from this movie should be prevented from ever producing/acting again in a movie. Even Paris Hilton would get an Oscar award compared to the horrific acting in this movie. Watching a pig rolling around in own crap is more exiting than these girls acting in their underwear. Has anyone of them maybe ever seen a strip show? Not that one would get excited by them running around in underwear anyway because of some butt ugly old retard pretending to 'act' all the time. How hard can it be to remember a few lines and act normal? And what the crap is that fake DJ jellying at all the time? A self storage unit with some '70s disco lights would look more like a club than this place. What was this director thinking? That putting girls in underwear, a DJ, half dead people from a retirement home and a drag queen would somehow turn into a cult flick or something?
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