Social warfare erupts when three high school clique queens battle for supremacy: drama diva Caprice, Mormon princess 'Shley and blonde fashionista Fawcett. When unassuming Tanner is outted, he finds himself cast as the hottest new teen-girl accessory: The Gay Best Friend. The clique queens immediately pounce and makeover Tanner into their ideal arm candy, forcing him to choose between popularity and the true friends - including his own B.F.F. Brent - that he's leaving behind.
Being out has never been so in.
Did You Know?
The acronym "G.B.F." stands for "Gay Best Friend". See more
When Brent says, "It's science," Tanner's arms are both down, but when a different camera picks up the shot, Tanner's left hand is up by his shoulder holding the string of his hoodie. See more
This hack-tivist doesn't give a flying fairy about gay rights. She just did it to gain the advantage with you.
Oh, you mean like what you did with that male-bate, Christian?
Whatever! At least I tried to bride him with sex. I treated him like an actual human being and not some asexual, neutered little purse puppy.
Come on, Tan. I've have enough bad dinner theater dramatics for one day. We've got a revolution to plan.
Do not come for my craft, bitch!
Do not come for my BITCH, bitch!
Written by Victoria Cecilia and Martin Klingman
Performed by Gliss
Published by EccoEvangeline (ASCAP), Apple Sky Music (BMI) and Sickboy 59 (ASCAP)
Courtesy of Modern Outsider 2013 See more