Jess continues to have great sex with Sam but does not date. Jess feels uncomfortable with a sex only relationship. Nick unwittingly becomes her surrogate boyfriend. Schmidt pretends to be one of Mitt Romney's sons to impress women.
Did You Know?
While Jess and Nick are explaining to each other why they would never work out as a couple Nick exclaims his defense of why he only leaves nickels in tip jars by stating it is the only American currency Thomas Jefferson graces with his presence. (Which is not true he also appears on the 2 dollar bill still in circulation). See more
Where are you, Schmidt? This place is fancy, and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
References The Notebook