A Mystery writer is not thrilled when she's assigned to write a children's book, "An Easter Bunny Puppy." Out of ideas, she asks her daughter for help. Meanwhile, her dog, RUSS, the ... See full summary »
Since her father died, 16 year old Juliet, her stepmother and two stepbrothers struggle financially to keep their ranch. But Juliet thinks she has a secret that could keep the ranch open: her horse, Horatio, can talk!
I thought this would be a good, funny kids movie for the family but it turned out to be the biggest bunch of crap I have ever seen.
Seriously, the writing, story, the acting, the filming and even the music are worse than porn levels of terrible.
It isn't even good-bad like Tremors 3, it is just poorly put together and executed. It is a case study in failed film making.
The only thing even remotely interesting is the weird sexual tension between the teens... and the dog and the mother. The long scene of the mother scratching her boyfriend that turned into a dog with the Sesame Street-like music in the background is just fetish material.
If you doubt this, go check it out on net-flix.
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