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The movie was only 1:15 long and it literally felt like 3 hours. Every time I started to turn it off, I kept thinking it can't have that much further to go. But it did. Hours more. Thirty minutes into the movie, I was sure it had been on over an hour and was almost over, but nothing had happened. Nothing. Started fast forwarding for the next 20 mins and still nothing had happened. This whole film could've been 30 mins long and been over-- and it still would've been bad.
Bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, bad, ridiculous script. There were a few times where I laughed at stupid sequences in the film that could not have possibly happened.
The Worst part about it is was it took itself so seriously and tried too hard. The actors and the tone of the film seemed like it was actually trying to be good -- trying to be dramatic instead of campy. It was labeled as "Horror, Thriller, Drama" on IMDb. The only 2 reviews it had said it was excellent. I think the reviewers got confused which 'Kick' title they were reviewing and accidentally reviewed the wrong movie title. It wasn't horror. It wasn't scary. It wasn't thrilling. It wasn't dramatic. It was BORING. I watched it for free and still feel like I should get my money back. How is it that there are really great movie ideas that get ignored and stuff like this gets funded?
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