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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

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Danny Mulheron

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Brad Abraham (story), Joseph O'Brien (story) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Temuera Morrison ... Hemi Crane
Kate Elliott ... Gigi
Hanna Tevita Hanna Tevita ... Rina
Nicola Kawana Nicola Kawana ... Margaret Crane
Kahn West Kahn West ... Glenn Crane
Leand Macadaan Leand Macadaan ... Ritchie
Ralph Hilaga Ralph Hilaga ... Paulie Tan
Jack Sergent-Shadbolt Jack Sergent-Shadbolt ... Johnny (as Jack Shadbolt)
Will Robertson Will Robertson ... Shaun Armstrong
Richard Knowles ... Officer Lance Nisbet
James Ashcroft ... Police Inspector Jimmy Katene
Andrew Foster Andrew Foster ... Officer Richard Gallup
Phil Grieve ... Strop
Thomas Rimmer ... Wee Willy
Tim Mansell Tim Mansell ... Mr. Updike
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A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

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A Tasty Comedy

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Comedy | Horror

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Country:

New Zealand

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 October 2012 (New Zealand) See more »

Also Known As:

Carne tânãrã See more »

Filming Locations:

Wellington, New Zealand

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Production Co:

The Gibson Group See more »
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Dolby Digital

Color:

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Quotes

Hemi Crane: We're not Maori cannibals, we're just cannibals who happen to be Maori.
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No one was actually eaten in the making of this film. See more »

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Yeah Yeah Just Another Mistake
Written by Rolf de Borst (as R De Borst), Christian Livingstone (as C Livingstone), Phil Somervell (as P Somervell), Ben Cole (as B Cole)
Performed by The Datsuns
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A mildly entertaining comedy
27 July 2013 | by peter07See all my reviews

I saw this at Pifan 2013 in South Korea, and well, I wasn't expecting a horror comedy but got one. There were funny moments in the movie but well, the gore wasn't necessary.

I also wanted to see the actor T. Morrison but this was far from his finest hour. This film is basically a mix of gore, sex and a series of one-liners and while I didn't regret seeing this, I'm not sure I can recommend it.

I gave it seven out of ten points because there were entertaining moments, but I sure hope Morrison gets better roles to befit his acting talents.


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