Ted Mosby: [while dating to get over Robin, Ted keeps thinking of things that remind him of her] Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to d**k Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin Scherbatsky: [Imaginary] Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!
Marshall Eriksen: Hope Lily's okay.
Barney Stinson: Okay, that's it bro, we're turning off our phones for one hour.
Marshall Eriksen: Motion denied.
Barney Stinson: Okay, you leave me no choice. Proposal, you give me one hour of phone-free bro time during which we - and by "we" I mean you - get magnificently, mythologically drunk, I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk. If you can give me that, I... will wear this.
[shows Ducky Tie]
Marshall Eriksen: [In awe] The... the Ducky Tie. I thought you threw it away!
Barney Stinson: I did... it came back.
Lily Aldrin: [Very pregnant] Please help me off the couch so I can storm out!
Barney Stinson: How's the single life?
Ted Mosby: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney Stinson: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?
Marshall Eriksen: So there's no baby boot camp at the Paramus Waldorf?
[Barney shakes his head]
Marshall Eriksen: Is there even a Paramus Waldorf?
Barney Stinson: [gives him a weird look] Bro.
Ted Mosby: Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky: Ted!
Ted Mosby: It's good to really see you!... It's really good to see you.
Barney Stinson: Oh, Yobin.
Ted Mosby: No, Robyn. And for the rest of the night, every time I looked at her, I just saw Robin's face
Barney Stinson: Well I should hope so.
Ted Mosby: No, our Robin. Robin with an 'i.'
Barney Stinson: Uh, our Robin has two eyes, my friend, but that's good, you're forgetting what she looks like.