Young, naive, tattooed businessman Jeffrey rents his extra bedroom via craigslist. His new roommate, Lynn Cooper, is an attractive blond massage therapist who has a taste for strange pop music, yoga, and Jesus Christ. In fact, she has a tattoo of Jesus just above her vagina. When Lynn gives Jeffrey a massage one night, he doesn't take her forced, post-massage hand job as an extreme red flag. The next morning, when Jeffrey finds a breakfast full of spam and melon awaiting him, his new roommate turned wanna-be bride, appears to be a huge problem!