Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.

Director:

James Widdoes

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (created by), Lee Aronsohn (created by) | 5 more credits »
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Cast

Episode credited cast:
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Melnick
Holland Taylor ... Evelyn Harper
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Chase Austin ... Slacker #1
Ryan Heinke ... Slacker #2
Graham Patrick Martin ... Eldridge Mackelroy
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Alem Brhan Sapp ... Drill Sergeant (voice)
Ryan Stiles ... Dr. Herb Melnick
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Richard Whiten ... Sergeant Preston
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Storyline

Jake and Eldridge finally graduate, but have skills nor ambition. Against Walden's warning how useless and dangerous the knaves are when Alan comes beg for jobs, business partner Billy Stanhope insists on hiring them just to mind the servers farm. Alas, their porn addiction ends up bringing in a major virus. Just fired, they become an easy prey for the military recruiting sergeant, so he becomes Alan next opponent. Written by KGF Vissers

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »
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Language:

English

Release Date:

14 May 2012 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Quotes

Jake Harper: [eating pizza in graduation caps and gowns] Man, I did not think Jeremy was ever gonna stop talking.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Yeah. That guy really puts the 'dict' in 'valedictorian'.
Jake Harper: He thinks he's so great, just 'cause he's goin' to Harvard.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Where is Harvard, anyway?
Jake Harper: Didn't you learn anything in High School? It's the capitol of Connecticut.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Are you sure?
Jake Harper: Yeah. Harvard, Connecticut. What'd you think was the capitol of Connecticut?
Eldridge Mackelroy: 'C'
[he giggles as he holds up his hand in the shape of the letter 'C']
Jake Harper: You're an idiot. I...
[...]
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Two and a Half Men Theme
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Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre
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