Far Cry 3 (2012 Video Game)
Vaas: Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...
[Punches crate aside violently. His agitation towards the player character is visibly growing]
Vaas: ... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
Vaas: What, you want to run? Huh? You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, *I will.*
Vaas: Are you *FUCKING DEAF?* I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!
Vaas: You are angry jason. You, are angry. I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time i ever killed was for my sister. Not enough for her, no no no no no please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas, who the FUCK is it going to be? THEM or ME, ME or THEM?
Vaas: like, like you know, like they fucking think that i need to make a fucking choice. By the way this lighter really sucks.
Vaas: Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. You didn't think I knew you were coming right?
Vaas: I am so DISAPPOINTED! You showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here you are, trapped like a fucking rat.
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
Jason Brody: Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place in that swimming championship this year, right?
Daisy Lee: Yeah. 400 meter.
Jason Brody: What did it feel like? Winning? Not afterwards on the podium, but in the water. When you hit the pad?
Daisy Lee: [pause] Like I was really present. Like the whole world was me.
Jason Brody: I know - I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... it feels like winning.
Vaas' pirates: [repeated random dialogue] FUCK THIS HEAT!