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Bikini Spring Break (2012)

R | | Comedy | Video 26 June 2012
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A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Ft. Lauderdale during Spring Break.

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Jared Cohn

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Jared Cohn (screenplay), Naomi L. Selfman (screenplay) (as Naomi Selfman)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rachel Alig ... Alice
Virginia Petrucci Virginia Petrucci ... Zoe
Samantha Stewart ... Whitney
Robert Carradine ... Gill
Andrew Clements Andrew Clements ... Vance (as Andrew Clement)
Erin O'Brien ... Michelle
Jennifer Henry Jennifer Henry ... Stripper
Tristan Ott ... Zach
Barrett Perlman Barrett Perlman ... Pamela
Jesse Daley ... Craig
Jos Deacon Jos Deacon ... Officer Hurley
Michael Minardo Cook Michael Minardo Cook ... Policeman (as Michael Cook)
Edward DeRuiter ... Jeff
Howie Walfish Howie Walfish ... Murphy
Erica Duke ... Constance
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A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Ft. Lauderdale during Spring Break.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexual content/nudity and language throughout | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 June 2012 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Bikini Spring Break See more »

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Production Co:

The Asylum See more »
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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Released to capitalize on Spring Breakers (2012). See more »

Goofs

During the incredibly brief hurricane, several shots show it raining quite heavily, but most don't show any water on the ground at all. See more »

Connections

References The Twilight Zone (1959) See more »

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Hit the Beach
Written and Performed by Moni Scaria
(C) 2012 Moni Mania Music (ASCAP)
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Moronic.
27 July 2012 | by Boba_Fett1138See all my reviews

Talking about movies that are absolutely going nowhere...even within its genre this movie is being an extremely bad one, without any true creativity and fun to it.

It honestly still could had worked out all. I mean, it had a pretty decent concept, that at least provided the movie with plenty of opportunity to put in some fun and adventurous moments. But I don't know, it just doesn't feel at all as if the movie was trying to be any good. Everyone involved was just probably happy they were working and receiving a paycheck for it and absolutely none of them made any effort to turn this movie into an even remotely good or entertaining one.

The main problem with the movie is that it never feels like its going anywhere with its story. Stuff just happens, often without an apparent reason and basically nothing feels connected or as if it's building up for anything to happen. It makes the movie feels like it's going absolutely nowhere with its story or characters and it actually also turns it into a very tiresome movie, that begins to annoy after a while.

There is also a serious problem with the movie its comedy. It just isn't being all that funny or clever at all. It's some incredibly formulaic stuff, that besides gets poorly delivered by its cast. It also often goes on for far too long. They stretch certain comedy sequences out for as long as possible, perhaps in an attempt to still let it work out as something funny.

You'll most likely have a very hard time caring about anything that happens in this movie. This is also because of its characters, that are far from likable enough and just too often are being far too stupid. It's fine for these sort of movies to have 1 or 2 stupid characters in it but basically every single person in this movie is being a moron. It of course makes this movie and all of its events far from likely ones but what is far worse is that it makes the movie all the more annoying to watch as well, also because it just doesn't add anything good to the movie its comedy.

Seriously, with a tad bit more creativity this movie at least could had been somewhat bearable and watchable for certain age-groups but it now instead is a movie I consider to be absolute trash and it's not worth one single second of your time.

I really don't easily say this but you are an absolute moron if you like this movie!

2/10

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