Being Human (TV Series)

The Trinity (2013)

Damien Molony: Hal

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Quotes 

• Hal : Ten minutes is all I ask... supervised, of course. Just so I can do a quick run round with the Hoover and sort out the recycling. Please! This is torture.

  Alex : If we wanted to torture you we would show you a picture of the bathroom.

• Tom : What are you lot doing down here?

  Alex : Hal's building a sauna.

  Tom : A sauna? Here? That's ridiculous.

  Hal : Excuse me, weren't you planning on putting a swimming pool in the garden?

  Tom : I said that cos we'd only just met. And you know as well as I do I was really making a bomb.

  Hal : Fine. I'm making a bomb.

  Tom : Thank you. It's the lying that hurts.

• Tom : I've always wanted to work in a hotel. Ever since me and dad snuck into the Bristol Hilton was I was 14. We were hunting a vampire called Radley.

  Hal : Radley? I know Radley. Big ginger fellow.

  Tom : Yeah.

  Hal : How was he?

  Tom : Yeah good, until we killed him, obviously.

• Hal : This isn't about rehabilitation anymore, this is vindictive.

  Tom : You stay in the chair until you're over the blood lust.

  Hal : I don't mean the chair. I implore you. Put a screen in front of me, give me a blindfold. No one should have to look at this.

  [Looks at the mess the house has become] 

• Alex : You of all people don't get to dictate what we tell my dad and brothers.

  Hal : What does that mean? Me of all people?

  Alex : I'm not letting a good man die of grief just to protect the fucking Twilight franchise.

  Hal : We can discuss it later.

  Alex : You can discuss it later. With yourself.

  Hal : That doesn't even make sense!

• Hal : [about the sign]  People on board a ship that's capsizing don't use that many exclamation marks.

• Lady Catherine : If this is a trick I shall plunge this into your calcified heart.

  Hal : And you wonder why you're single.

• Hal : Lady Catherine, head of the werewolves. Emil Parsons, dead wizard.

  Emil : Necromancer. I was master of the black arts. Sorcerer supreme. Gatekeeper to the forbidden world.

  Lady Catherine : How did you die?

  Emil : I had to be silenced. I knew too much.

  Hal : He fell out of a tree trying to see into his sister-in-law's bathroom.

• Hal : My name is Hal. It's Ian, isn't it? I'm sorry, I looked through your wallet. Ian...?

  Crumb : Cram. Like the runner.

  Hal : What runner?

  Crumb : Steve Cram. He was awarded an MBE in 1986.

  Hal : I did not know that.

• Hal : But he's a predator! He's only been a vampire for about seventeen hours.

  Alex : How was I supposed to know?

  Hal : I should have left a clue. Like, I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator!

• Hal : This is my home. I brought you here last night.

  Crumb : Oh god! Have you bummed me?

  Hal : I haven't bummed you.

  Crumb : You're going to bum me now!

  Hal : I have no intention of bumming you!

  Crumb : I feel weird. Have you drugged me? I'm allergic to aspirin. If you've given me aspirin then it's actually murder.

• Lady Catherine : If this is a trick, I shall plunge this

  [stake] 

  Lady Catherine : into your calcified heart.

  Hal : And you wonder why you're single.