Buddy Becker saves washed up has-beens from the depths of the Hollywood cesspool. But is there hope for Married With Children's David Faustino? Probably not. The pint sized actor can't cope with life after a sitcom- especially with rival D-lister Corin Nemic (of FOX's Parker Lewis Can't Lose) thwarting his every opportunity to succeed. This is gonna be harder than getting Jeffrey Jones off child porn. But if anyone can do it, it's Buddy Becker. (Featuring cameo appearances by all your favorite TV derelicts).