Strictly Confidential

The 10/10;reviews at the start are obviously from friends of the cast.

This is simply Liz showing us she's still hot surround be the worst directed film in history.

I'm sorry Damien, I know all directors have to start somewhere but you've got a long way to go to be a respected director without mummy's help.

The cuts are terrible, and what makes it worse is the music, half a movie is the soundtrack and this is awful.

I feel really sorry for all the actors roped into this, you're going to have to work really hard to get past this tripe.

It's like a school film project that's been given an F .