The class of nuke 'em high is back, and this time they're in college! Tromaville's nuclear factory has been rebuilt and now includes the Tromaville institute of technology. Located inside ... See full summary »
Taking place after the events of part two, where Roger Smith's twin sons Adlai and Dick are born; one of them is suddenly kidnapped and taught to be evil while Adlai is determined to foil the fiendish plot and save Tromaville.
Return to Nuke 'Em High follows a young couple that are up against the school glee club. Unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into a gang called The Cretins. When the other students begin to undergo mutations, our couple must solve the mystery and save Tromaville High School.Written by
Song in Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013) - Lyrics - The Tiger Lillies - Thousand Violins - - - I'm calling out but no one will be hearing - I'm laughing but I cannot be heard - I'm crying but no one will be drying - These tears that fall - - So how do we ever face a thousand violins - And how do we ever even start to begin - - It's raining without a sign of stopping - It's sunny but no-one's getting warm - In Heaven the harps have all been broken - And these tears they fall - - So how do we ever face a thousand violins - And how do we ever even start to begin - - All through the days now faded away - One thought remains one thought does stay - It haunts me still it will remain - I'm lost in wonder and I hear again - - Tell me how do we ever face a thousand violins - And how do we ever even start to begin - Tell me how do we ever face a thousand violins - Tell me how do we ever even start to begin - Thousand violins. See more »
Zack eats his whole sandwich, yet after he's accused of smelling like roast beef - there's still bits of his sandwich in his mouth. See more »
We've mutated! And my wheelchair has illogically mutated as well.
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Almost 30yrs since the first Nuke Em High movie and almost 20yrs since the last one, Lloyd Kaufman returns in a reboot to Troma's second most famous franchise.
Overhauling the plot altogether (Not that there really was one) it tells the story of two girls who fall in love and have to combat an evil corporation and a genetically modified glee club.
So all these years later what are the differences? Well it's the same gore, nudity and 3rd grade humor. If you want fart jokes and ridiculous stereotypes this will still appeal.
What's different is they've almost entirely lost the 80's theme (Which was the heart and soul of the Troma universe), they've lost the recurring cast and any connection to previous movies.
So essentially this has thrown aside the universe they have spent 30yrs building and starts afresh with a clean slate. Only thing is they used that clean slate to make the same old garbage for the most part.
Crude, offensive, dumb, childish and catering to the lowest possible denominator.
Stan Lee's narration
Beyond childish humor
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
All you need is lobe
Lemmy should have been President
The food network is sexy
Prince alberts are not suitable high school attire
Tuna Town doesn't sound appealing
Marijuana causes spontaneous combustion
95% of Troma advertising is in movie posters
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