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Three friends try to make money and invite another friend in on a plot.

Four friends - John, Ben, Tim and Michael - turned first-time robbers, get stranded in Eastern Europe through a series of misadventures and have to find their way back home. To do so, they'll have to overcome hit men, whores, corrupt cops, smugglers and more, all while rediscovering each other as friends—Anonymous

John (Gil Darnell), Ben (Anthony Strachan) and Tim (Oliver Jackson) were employed by Karl to rob a casino. When forced to have the fourth guy on their plan, they involuntarily bring Michael (Scot Williams), a mutual friend (whose day job is as a ceremonial guard in her Majesty's service) whom they "kidnap" from his home, and keep him uninformed about the happenings. Karl specifically instructs the group to steal the ring from the Golden Pole. Michael is asked to "wait" outside in the van, without knowing that he is the getaway guy.

The plan seemed perfect. They take over the illegal casino in London and get the money around one million pounds in cash. Golden Pole (Vinnie Jones) was forced to give the ring despite his reservations. Knowing Karl is behind this, Pole kills Karl instantly. Later Golden Pole & his men identify Michael as one the guy and try to chase him down. The group finally breaks the good/bad news to Michael, telling him that he has just played his part at a heist, worth 1 million pounds & the plan is to escape to Malaysia to lay low for a while.

Michael wants no part of the escape plan & goes home, where he is attacked by Golden Pole's men. Michael escapes & goes to the airport where he starts fighting with John, Ben and Tim. Tim had no choice but to beat sense into him with a fire extinguisher, which resulted in Michael boarding a plane senseless. The plane took off. Then, a volcano in Iceland started spewing ash like crazy and all the flights had to be grounded. This is how John, Ben, Tim, and Michael got stranded in Lithuania.

Golden Pole finds out that the group is in Lithuania & instructs his men to get there asap. Michael wakes-up somewhere in a hotel, without a slightest idea where he is. He can not find his friends, but instead he finds the money that John hid inside the toilet tank of his bathroom. Michael decides to take the money & go back to London, but is robbed by his taxi driver & his partner on his way to the airport. Michael returns to the hotel only to find Golden Pole & his men, who threaten to kill him & his girlfriend if he cant get their money back.

At the same time the local police picks up Michael from his hotel, getting him to identify his friends who were captured on CCTV footage rampaging through Lithuania. Thats when Michael notices that the taxi driver's partner is actually a local cop. Michael runs only to hit an ambulance that knocks him out.

At the same time John wakes up alone in an empty apartment naked and chained to a radiator. He left the bar with a girl & went to a motel where the girl's boyfriend knocked him out & chained to a radiator. The next morning, a horny Catholic priest discovers him when he enters the same room with a hooker, John escapes still naked and chained to the radiator only to start a romance with a different local hooker.

The boyfriend who beat John, stole his watch & the next day supplied guns to Golden Pole & his crew, when Pole notices the watch & questions the boyfriend for the where about of John & his crew. Pole & his men see John running out of the motel, naked & hooked to a radiator, just as they reach there. John & the hooker escape, but fall into the false floor of a building. Michael wakes up in a ditch & realizes that the ambulance driver & attendants & trying to bury him. He fights & knocks them out & then takes the ambulance to trace the local corrupt cop. He manages to recover his money, but is knocked out by an associate of the corrupt cop.

Meanwhile, after a night-time stroll through local bars and clubs, Ben and Tim wake up in some shabby countryside farmstead and are chased out by the fiance (who by the way has GOlden Pole's ring) of the lady of the house. They find a van in the middle of nowhere & use it for their escape. Turns out that the fiance, Staska, was a local human smuggler & the van had his consignment of smuggled men from Africa. Ben & Tim release the "consignment" who think they are in England now (cause Ben says he is "from" London). Ben & Tim enter a bar & cause a major bar brawl & are about to be killed when Staska arrives & intervenes. Staska tortures Ben & Tim for money, in exchange for the lost Africans

Michael is about to be shot by the cop, when Golden Pole arrives & shoots the cop & his associate. John & the hooker, Simona, are rescued by Simona's friend Sandra. Sandra drives them & takes a pit stop at a gas station, where they accidentally run into Golden Pole, who chases them down & gets hold of John. Pole has the money, but wants the ring. Ben calls John for the money, but John asks Ben for the ring. Both have neither.

Ben asks Pole to come to Staska's wedding for the ring. The priest is the same guy who was seen with Simona. Pole arrives with his gang & demands the ring. The bride convinces Staska that the English want her, rather than the ring. A gun fight ensues. when the bullets finish, it turns into a fistfight, where Staska knocks out Pole.

John, Ben, Tim & Michael escape only to jump & swim across a river & land up in Russia, where they are chased by a military tank !!!