ZERO is an 0 sucking in a young deserter, a casino victim and three heroin brothers. That is a destiny, a mixture of objectives and desires of heroes. That is a lifestyle balancing on the edge - bullets, numbers and needles.
Black comedy "Received call" documentary style tells a story police headquarters. Redundancy intimidate officials are working diligently as ever, but the call-outs this month as if ... See full summary »
Four friends - John, Ben, Tim and Michael - turned first-time robbers, get stranded in Eastern Europe through a series of misadventures and have to find their way back home. To do so, they'll have to overcome hit men, whores, corrupt cops, smugglers and more, all while rediscovering each other as friendsWritten by
Released in January 2014 in Lithuania and earned $1.8 million. It wasn't till November 2014 when it was released in UK. See more »
[Ben and Tim have accidentally got to Staska's place]
Where does it say that my house is a hotel?
Staska, hold on, you don't understand... These poor people are gays from London... Look at them... They came to that gay parade and got lost...
In my house - pederast hotel?
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Music and lyrics by Sarunas Maciulis
Performed by Poliarizuoti Stiklai See more »
Very weak attempt to imitate aforementioned director's style with lame results. Some gags make you crack a little smile a few times, but that's all.
Vinnie is OK as the tough guy but he can't save this as the plot is the thickness of a rolling paper and probably could fit on one sheet of it.
It's just another robbers robbing each other story with characters who should be dead by the first 10 minutes but somehow survive in the most ludicrous manner everything that is thrown at them, including hails of bullets etc. No effort whatsoever at creating some plausible shenanigans. Save 2 hours of your life and don't watch this poorly written rubbish.
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