Andrea gears up to let us in on the secrets of how to make initial contact with the chicks we're ready to approach... but it's just not as easy as we wish it was. A clip of "Lonely Leslie," a fictional late-80's sitcom, shows James trying a reductive/seductive approach on Leslie. He seems to do well, but this approach he uses obviously would never work in real life. Right after learning all about the "swagger version" of "hey," the bachelors try to use their own lines to pick up chicks, completely ignoring Andrea's advice. The bachelorettes are appalled. Ryan hits on a very drunk Clarissa, with gross and dire consequences, but Felix goes for the high road and ends up doing well with a very sober, and very sexy Tiffany. Richard also makes a go at Clarissa, but is overzealous and ruins his chances. Andrea closes the bar with Gary, whose scamming techniques landed him a chick... but she definitely isn't worth bragging about.