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Honk if You're Horny (2012)

| Short, Comedy, Drama
An enigmatic young musician becomes the captive audience for a crusty old cab driver's hilarious dirty story on the taxi ride from hell.


Joe Lonie


Joe Lonie
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Complete credited cast:
Andy Anderson ... Terry
Paul Fagamalo Paul Fagamalo ... Passenger
Luna Rioumina Luna Rioumina ... Sexy Woman
Rhyien Sharp Rhyien Sharp ... Sexy Man
Sam Iosefo ... Bogan
Chris Neels Chris Neels ... Bogan
Andy Woodd Andy Woodd ... Bogan
Mathew Oates Mathew Oates ... Bogan
Heart Attack Alley Heart Attack Alley ... Buskers
Nathan Lonie Nathan Lonie ... Street Urchin
Katy Fisher Katy Fisher ... Red Coat Woman
Joe Lonie Joe Lonie ... Pervert


An enigmatic young musician becomes the captive audience for a crusty old cab driver's hilarious dirty story on the taxi ride from hell.

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Short | Comedy | Drama


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Award winner for "Best Actor", "Best Director" & "Best Film" at the "Show Me Shorts Film Festival Awards" in New Zealand 2013. See more »

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A fun little short!
19 January 2013 | by tintin99See all my reviews

A fun little short!

Wow! What a fun little short! Love it. This film is proof that NZ film making is alive and kicking - and finally has grown up enough to stop taking itself so seriously. This tight little script finds the unique antipodean humour that we have all come to know and love, but that which is rarely pulled off in films from start to finish. This fast paced gem will suck you in and spit you out before you've had time to find your seat belt, fully recommended.

IMDb has told me that this review is not long enough, yet 'attempts to pad the comment with junk words' will also block me from commenting on further films - The stupidity of this blows the mind.

OK, so what else can I tell you: This short film is about a man who catches a taxi across town on a dark and rainy night. It has a great sound track, it's beautifully shot, and has high enough production funding to make it look like real good movie. And being NZ I can only imagine a lot of love has gone into this film too. It's only a short watch at 10 minutes, or thereabouts, so there's really nothing to stop you taking the time watch it.

What more to say? Well if Goodbye Pork Pie / Smash Palace / or Boy was your main course, Honk if You're Horny would make a fine dessert (or smoky whiskey if you prefer) to top off your night.

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