Planes, Trains and Cars

Andre: She wore you down, didn't she?

Phil Dunphy: This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.

Andre: It's sad. She got you to believe that.

Phil Dunphy: No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.

Andre: Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.

Phil Dunphy: Right?

Andre: It really is. Ugh. Uh-oh.

Phil Dunphy: What?

Andre: I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.

Phil Dunphy: I don't smell anything.

Andre: Yep, that's mildew.

Phil Dunphy: What?

Andre: This car has been in a flood. It's a Katrina car. I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil.

Phil Dunphy: Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?

Andre: We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.