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Gangsters, Gamblers and Geezers is story about two lovable losers, Krish and Lee who get fired from their call centre jobs. After spending all their money in a crazy month of partying, they have no money to pay to Olu, their Nigerian landlord. Olu gives the boys 48 hours to pay their rent or else 'things will get biblical'. With the clock ticking, the boys are forced to embark on an adventure that sees them get involved with two warring London gangsters, a gang of money laundering gypsies, a terrorist gang, a cross dressing dwarf and much, much more! A series of misunderstandings lead to Krish and Lee being named the most dangerous men in Europe, with the Mi5 and Scotland Yard hot on their tails. The boys need to find a way to escape the mayhem and find the money to pay their rent. After numerous ups and downs, the boys get their money and their dream girls and learn an important lesson that it is hard work as opposed to elaborate 'get rich quick' schemes that get them everything they...Written by
This film must have been created on a whim where the main protagonist 'Amar Adatia' simply had a school boy vision that he'd make a movie one day. And this is what he made the minute he got a chance to shut up his 'haters'.
The movie - if i can even call it that - looks like something they quickly rustled up. Rustled in the way the duo in this very story are trying to put together a get rich quick scheme: haplessly and abysmally.
All of it seems to be various comedy skits stitched together to try and make a movie. Rehashing of scenes they saw in other movies they thought to replicate and just shove in this sad excuse of a plot. Not a part of it is funny. All of it cliché.
Seems like the entire cast (of which there are some familiar B/C- list celeb faces from the UK) came on board as a favour to Adatia. Either that or he bribed them. Which may account for the alleged £1.8 million budget this movie professes to have spent. Where else did the money go? i cannot tell - certainly wasn't on production value.
The movie looks like something that could have been filmed on a top end mobile phone. In fact it seems like it was an experiment that was done on that a basis.
I cannot believe anybody involved in this film would think it anymore than an experimental laugh at creating an amateur home video. Something for them to just privately snigger at. One that they done on a whim one week when feeling bored and nobody took it seriously.
I think the crew who made this need to start at the basics of film making. Start off making 5 minute music videos. Progress onto making made-for-TV or internet programmes. And then perhaps progress onto short films and then full features.
Clearly the crew here hasn't learned their craft yet. I suppose they see this as a stepping stone to bigger better movies in future. But there was no redeeming talent here for anyone to think these are directors / actors we should look out for in the future.
This movie is an absolute dead entity. Should be looked at as nothing more than an experiment to see if they could make a coherent movie. With this creation they at least now say: They cant!
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