Paul Lauden: John Sorenson, Sexy Model, Taylor, Charles the Super Waiter, Customer, Harold, John Sorendon, John Sorensen, Lonely Guy, Mac, Mack the Waiter, Main Employee, Mr. Velcro, Server, Taylor - Honest Guy, The Employee, The Most Arrogant Bastard in the World, Various, Voice Over, the Arrogant Bastard