Dwight Schrute : Powerpoints are the peacock of the business world, all show no meat.
Dwight Schrute : The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus", which I don't mean.
Andy Bernard : Dwight, I have exciting news for you.
Dwight Schrute : What?
Andy Bernard : I think you're going to like it.
Dwight Schrute : You can't tantalize me.
Andy Bernard : Oooh, maybe I can. I got an email... from corporate... that told me that...
Dwight Schrute : Okay.
[looks at watch and leaves]
Andy Bernard : That... you got a promotion!
[Dwight turns back]
Andy Bernard : Right? I mean that's not the kind of thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.
Dwight Schrute : If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.
Andy Bernard : No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.
Dwight Schrute : Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!