When the priest is introducing Oliver and tells the class the Oliver is Jewish, a few children speak up about their religious beliefs. One says she is also Jewish, one says she's a Buddhist, and another says 'There is no God'. The priest refers to her as an agnostic. An agnostic believes that no one can know if there is a God or not. The proper term is atheist, that believes God does not exist. See more
So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh... work for me?" And she says, "Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch." 'Bout two hours later, the guy comes back and says, "I've finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a porch, it's a BMW."
[bar patrons stunned
Written by Chris Bull and DeAngelo Samuel
Performed by Nyzzy Nyce
Courtesy of Hurricane Music Group/Duck Down Music See more