Rufus, Darwin, and Coopersmith are three nerdy, but hunky young college students who score themselves a dream summer job working at a swanky mansion owned by wealthy and sexy middle-aged ... See full summary »
Hercules is summoned by the Greek goddess Athena to train in warfare alongside other mystical warriors at a training camp compound to increase his powers and superiority.
Director:
David DeCoteau
Stars:
Geoff Ward,
Chelsea Rae Bernier,
Priyom Haider
Trent's dream to be a male model quickly turns into a nightmare when his three male model housemates, and their hostess Sheila, turn out to be a band of insatiable vampires.
Director:
David DeCoteau
Stars:
Monique Parent,
Ryan McIntyre,
Lee Kholafai
Jerry is an embittered actor who decides it's time to slash a few male models at a film producer's house after losing a life-changing film role to some guy who looks good with his shirt off.
A group of friends show up to an abandoned party at a fancy Malibu house only for all of them to wind up getting stalked and abducted by an alien masquerading as a seductive woman.
Director:
David DeCoteau
Stars:
Aaron Thornton,
Monique Parent,
Christian Lake
Jarrod Mycroft is horrified to learn that a faceless killer is celebrating his 18th birthday by filling his mansion with the corpses of his closest friends. Is his wicked stepbrother Sebastian responsible?
Director:
David DeCoteau
Stars:
Jordan Nichols,
Michelle Bauer,
Jake Madden
A group of five young men agree to act as "test subjects" for plastic surgeon Victoria Franks. But their getaway at Victoria's lavish Malibu mansion turns deadly, as their mad scientist hostess implements a nefarious and homicidal agenda.
This is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. Soft core porn with a bunch of actors who all look alike and really bad CGI. The director films ENDLESS scenes of the actors showering and lying on their beds fondling themselves. I mean the scenes go one forever!! Way past the point of being erotic or remotely interesting. Who takes a shower for 10 minutes?? In Southern California with a water shortage? And then a giant killer bee attacks them and turns them into zombies? Seriously, my head hurts.
The actors ARE very pretty, if you like pretty men. And one of them even dreams he is straight and EWWW kisses a girl. But there IS a really hot black guy. And everyone wears tight white boxer briefs if you're into that.
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This is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. Soft core porn with a bunch of actors who all look alike and really bad CGI. The director films ENDLESS scenes of the actors showering and lying on their beds fondling themselves. I mean the scenes go one forever!! Way past the point of being erotic or remotely interesting. Who takes a shower for 10 minutes?? In Southern California with a water shortage? And then a giant killer bee attacks them and turns them into zombies? Seriously, my head hurts.
The actors ARE very pretty, if you like pretty men. And one of them even dreams he is straight and EWWW kisses a girl. But there IS a really hot black guy. And everyone wears tight white boxer briefs if you're into that.