How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
46 Minutes (2012)
Chris Elliott: Mickey
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Quotes
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Mickey Aldrin : This lamp absolutely can not be here.
Marshall Eriksen : [Annoyed] Why not?
Mickey Aldrin : It blocks my view of the widow Rodriguez doing her Jane Fonda work-outs.
Lily Aldrin : Isn't she a little old dad?
Mickey Aldrin : You didn't see her when I was a kid. In my mind, she'll always be fifty-four.
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Mickey Aldrin : [Watching from his window] That's right Widow Rodriguez; stretch it. Work out those gams. Yeah, grab that left arm, clutch that chest. Fall down really fast... oh my god! Somebody call 911!
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Marshall Eriksen : [after turning the power back on] I did it!
Mickey Aldrin : No, Marshall. *You* did it.
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Marshall Eriksen : That's it, Mickey. Since you got here, you've been nothing but judgmental, pushy, and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life. Tomorrow morning, you're out of here.
Mickey Aldrin : Well, I'm just trying to help...
Marshall Eriksen : We don't need your help!
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Mickey Aldrin : [On the intercom while Marshall is walking through the dark house] Hello Mr. Eriksen. From the sound of the wind-chimes I hear you made it to the first floor
Marshall Eriksen : You know what Mickey, you can save the creepy game-master routine. It's only kind of terrifying me.
Mickey Aldrin : Oh, but the game has just begun. I call it "try not to bang into all the furniture and stuff on the way to the fuse box in the basement. Marshall" It's just all working title.
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Lily Aldrin : [Marshall is still wondering around in dark] Marshall! I just remember I saw a box of matches in the drawer next to the trash can.
Marshall Eriksen : Thanks baby
[See Mickey dart around Marshall and take the matches]
Marshall Eriksen : Lily, I can't find them!
Mickey Aldrin : [On the inter-com, lights match] Looking for these?
[laughs evilly]
Mickey Aldrin : Oh right, you can't see me. I'm burning the matches you so desperately need
[laughs evilly until the match burns to his fingers]
Mickey Aldrin : Ah! Ooo. Ow!
