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Jesus, the Total Douchebag (2011)

| Comedy | 21 February 2012 (USA)
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Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the ... See full summary »

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Bill Zebub

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Dave Brockie, Bill Zebub, Tara Tied | See full cast & crew »
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Dave Brockie ... Satan (as Oderus Urungus)
Bill Zebub Bill Zebub ... Jesus / Black Jesus
Tara Tied Tara Tied ... Mary, Mother of Jesus
Parker Weller Parker Weller ... God
Taylor Trash Taylor Trash ... Mary Magdalene
Claire Voyant Claire Voyant ... Judas
Lydia Lael Lydia Lael ... Judas
Rachel Bulisky Rachel Bulisky ... Sex Wish Maiden
Angelina Martin Angelina Martin ... Blind Girl
Rich Carucci Rich Carucci ... Doubting Thomas
Bob Arian Bob Arian ... Caesar
Alisa Lova Alisa Lova ... Prisoner
Jimmy Dylan Jimmy Dylan ... John the Baptist
Z. Man Z. Man ... Andrew
Rocco Martone Rocco Martone ... Peter
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Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't." Written by Bill Zebub

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The Antidote to Mel Gibson's "Passion"

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Best Film Known to Man
25 October 2018 | by loafuscrambuckle – See all my reviews

This movie is the best film you'll see this side of the century. nuff' said
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$5,000 (estimated)
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