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Jesus, the Total Douchebag

  • 20112011
  • 1h 42m
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Jesus, the Total Douchebag (2011)
  • Comedy
Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comed... Read allFollow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movi... Read allFollow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big ... Read all
IMDb RATING
2.7/10
219
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  • Director
    • Bill Zebub
  • Stars
    • Dave Brockie
    • Bill Zebub
    • Tara Tied
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  • Director
    • Bill Zebub
  • Stars
    • Dave Brockie
    • Bill Zebub
    • Tara Tied
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    • 2User reviews
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    Dave Brockie
    Dave Brockie
    • Satanas Satan
    Bill Zebub
    • Jesusas Jesus…
    Tara Tied
    • Mary, Mother of Jesusas Mary, Mother of Jesus
    Parker Weller
    • Godas God
    Taylor Trash
    • Mary Magdaleneas Mary Magdalene
    Claire Voyant
    • Judasas Judas
    Lydia Lael
    • Judasas Judas
    Rachel Bulisky
    • Sex Wish Maidenas Sex Wish Maiden
    Angelina Martin
    • Blind Girlas Blind Girl
    Rich Carucci
    • Doubting Thomasas Doubting Thomas
    Bob Arian
    • Caesaras Caesar
    Alisa Lova
    • Prisoneras Prisoner
    Jimmy Dylan
    • John the Baptistas John the Baptist
    Z. Man
    • Andrewas Andrew
    Rocco Martone
    • Peteras Peter
    Steve Nebesni
    • Pontius Pilateas Pontius Pilate
    Alan Tecchio
    • Roman Soldieras Roman Soldier
    Bob Segal
    • Roman Soldieras Roman Soldier
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    Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't." —Bill Zebub
    • jesus in title
    • crotch shot
    • close up of crotch
    • blind girl
    • black stereotype
    • 8 more
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      • The Antidote to Mel Gibson's "Passion"
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      The drawstring for Tara Rose's tampon can be seen hanging out throughout her scenes.

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    I'm not kidding when I say this is the worst movie EVER made. It is like some guys on acid decided to make a movie to trick some girls into getting naked and they literally made it up as they went along. Not to mention very racist and not funny in the slightest, not even once. Every single thing about this piece of garbage is the worst I've EVER seen in my life, they didn't even bother to try. I'm not religious in the slightest, so I was not offended by that aspect of it, but this movie could inspire Christians to burn down an embassy, it is that horrible.
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    • gfrancis0
    • Nov 21, 2018

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    • Release date
      • February 21, 2012 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Production company
      • Bill Zebub Productions
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      • $5,000 (estimated)
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      1 hour 42 minutes
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