Plot

Today, Dora takes over as the host, and the contestants are Elena, Boris, and Alejandro's father. Who will be grounded, and who will be ungrounded?

Just as Elena is about to introduce herself to the audience, Dora arrives and informs her that there has been a change of plans. As a result of this change of plans, all of the contestants will be grinners instead of troublemakers (and among the contestants is Elena), and she is intended to take over the host. Elena attempts to ground Dora, but she does not obey and instead tells her that she can't be grounded because she is now the host. Then she sends Elena to the contestant area, to which she reluctantly agrees. Just then, Dora introduces herself to the audience, then announces the contestants for the day. The day's contestants are Elena, Boris, and Alejandro's father. Without explaining the rules, she immediately begins the first question The first question is: How do you spell jalapeño? Boris buzzes in and answers "H-A-L-A-P-E-N-O", which is incorrect, so he is grounded for five hundred years. Alejandro's father buzzes in and answers "J-A-L-A-P-E-N-O", which is correct, so he is ungrounded for five hundred years. Then the second question begins. The second question is: Who is Caillou's stupid teacher? Alejandro's father buzzes in and answers "Gwen from Total Drama", which is incorrect, so he is grounded for one thousand years. Boris buzzes in and answers "Miss Martin", which is correct, so he is ungrounded for one thousand years. Then the third question begins. The third question is: What color are violets? Elena buzzes in and answers "Violet", which is incorrect, so she is grounded for two hundred fifty years. Just then, she argues that her answer is indeed correct, but Dora shuts her down, and as a punishment for arguing, she gets grounded for six hundred more years. Boris buzzes in and answers "Purple", which is incorrect, so he is grounded for two hundred fifty years. Alejandro's father refuses to answer the question, so time runs out, and Dora reveals the correct answer: Blue. Suddenly, Alejandro's father butts in and argues that violets are violet or purple, not blue, and that Dora just grounded Elena and Boris for giving the correct answer. However, Dora only grounds him for one thousand years as a punishment for arguing. Then the fourth question begins. The fourth question is: Is Dora the Explorer the best show in the universe? Alejandro's father buzzes in and answers "Yes, it is. It's the best show ever.", which is correct, so he is ungrounded for four thousand five hundred years. Then the fifth question begins. The fifth question is: Is Mrs. Christina a ni**a? Unfortunately, this question is enough to offend all of the contestants. Elena scolds Dora for using such racist profanity. However, it only results in her getting grounded for ninety thousand years. Boris then tells Dora that her mother was telling the truth, but it only results in him getting grounded for ninety thousand years as well. Since nobody apparently wants to answer the question, Dora reveals the correct answer: Yes. Then the sixth and final question begins. The sixth question is: How many times did I breathe yesterday? Suddenly, Elena argues that nobody can actually know the answer, but Dora only sets her score to -246974587441 as a punishment for arguing. Nobody bothers to answer the question, so time runs out and Dora reveals the correct answer: 1234. Unable to believe that nobody knew the answer, Dora punishes the contestants by grounding all of them forever. Furious, Boris formulates a plan to get Dora grounded, but Dora reminds him that the host cannot be grounded. However, Elena, Boris, and Alejandro's father all combine their grounding powers, then use them on Dora, who ultimately accepts her fate of being grounded. With Dora out of the picture, Elena returns to her rightful position as the host, and she opens up a new question. The new question is: You instantly get this question right if you're not Dora. Since neither Boris nor Alejandro's father is Dora, they both get ungrounded for ten thousand years. The show ends with everybody ungrounded.