Terri Coverley: You're a very tidy man, aren't you?
Phil Smith: There's no happiness without order. It's a Nazi quote, but nonetheless stands the test of time.
Peter Mannion: I hate school children, they're volatile and stupid, and they haven't even got the vote. Might as well be talking to fucking geese.
Peter Mannion: [to his chauffeur, when driving away from journalists] Run those fuckers over! Fifty quid for every one you maim!
Terri Coverley: I do really need a comment on this Tickell protest.
Peter Mannion: As we enter the third week I find Mr. Tickell's attention seeking tent based twattery even more annoying than weeks one and two.
Terri Coverley: Can't actually say that.
Peter Mannion: Really? Oh then by implication you know what you can say, so say that instead.
Peter Mannion: Sorry darling, I have to go - I think the bailiffs are coming to take away my will to live.
Peter Mannion: She's not on the fucking list!
[Peter enters Fergus' office]
Peter Mannion: Will you please tell me why Terri Coverley is not on this list?
Fergus Williams: Sorry Peter, she's too expensive to get rid of.
Peter Mannion: Christ, Fergus, we both know she's a fart in a frock and I want to waft her out of here!
Fergus Williams: My hands are tied.
Peter Mannion: Fuck you. You're not getting in my car tonight!