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"New Tricks" Glasgow UCOS (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

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Gerry Standing: Listen, if I'm going to be forced to stay in this place for another seven bleeding days, I'm not going to waste my time watching you make a prat of yourself. We do this by the book.

[Steve chuckles]

Gerry Standing: What're you laughing at?

Steve McAndrew: [chuckling] You sound just like Sandra.

Gerry Standing: Tchah.

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[first lines]

Gerry Standing: Aaough.

Steve McAndrew: Thought you were the golfer.

Gerry Standing: [chuckles] So did I.

[Steve chuckles]

Gerry Standing: Go on then.

Steve McAndrew: OK.

Gerry Standing: A really difficult green to read, I tell you.

Steve McAndrew: I know, I know, I know, I know, you worry. Here we go.

DAC Robert Strickland: Morning.

Steve McAndrew: Oh, morning, sir.

DAC Robert Strickland: What are you two doing?

Steve McAndrew: Final hole of the open.

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Gerry Standing: You've no idea about the amount of *crap* that UCOS got in the early days. I mean at first everyone said 'Oh yeah, what a great idea' but then they realized we were working just a bit too well; we were showing up ex-coppers for what they actually were: slovenly, disinterested, and in some cases downright bent!

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Steve McAndrew: Gerry.

Gerry Standing: Where're you going?

Steve McAndrew: On the Underground.

Gerry Standing: The Underground?

Steve McAndrew: Mm-hm, Glasgow does Underground.

Gerry Standing: I was surprised by the electric lights.

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[last lines]

Gerry Standing: You know what? Scotland's beginning to grow on me.

Steve McAndrew: What, you're actually willing to come back again?

Gerry Standing: Yeah, could well do, actually. If you could ever scrape together eleven decent players to give us a game.

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DAC Robert Strickland: Glasgow's been in touch.

Steve McAndrew: Oh?

DAC Robert Strickland: They're setting up their own cold case review section.

Gerry Standing: What, like this one?

DAC Robert Strickland: I doubt it'll ever be quite like this one, no.

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Gerry Standing: Oh, Charlie, look, I'm sorry to talk shop all the time. it must bore to death.

Charlene Scott: It's OK, I'm used to it.

Steve McAndrew: Charlie's in forensics. It's how we met. Over a cadaver. It was liver at first sight, eh, darling?

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