Pixels (2015)

Josh Gad: Ludlow Lamonsoff

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Quotes 

• Professor Iwatani : Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see.

  Sam Brenner : Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?

  Professor Iwatani : I will talk to him, he's my son.

  [to Pac-Man] 

  Professor Iwatani : Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown.

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : That's so sweet, he's so sweet.

  Professor Iwatani : I know, you're a good boy.

  [Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream] 

  Professor Iwatani : Somebody kill this stupid bitch!

• Sam Brenner : Why didn't you call me then?

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first.

  Sam Brenner : Ludlow, it is you.

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : [Surrenders to Lady Lisa]  You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.

  [Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss passionately] 

  Eddie Plant : And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us.

  [Scene cuts to Pac-Man attacking the firefighters truck] 

  Sam Brenner : [Thinks for 4 seconds]  That makes sense.

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : Look at me, I'm delicious. They'll gobble me up like space dimsum!

• Eddie Plant : Let's hit it!

  [a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city] 

  Sam Brenner : Pac-Man's faster than I remember.

  Eddie Plant : Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.

  [the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered] 

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

  [Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue] 

  Sam Brenner : Oh, god, no!

• Eddie Plant : Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do.

  Eddie Plant : Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : Hi.Ludlow Lamonsoff. We'd actually met before but you will not remember because it was in the back of Brenner's van and I was watching through the window. *sniff* You smell so nice like the book of Genesis.