The Death and Return of Superman (2011)

Morgan Krantz: Superman

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : Clark! Superman, everybody his name is Superman, not Clark. I love you!

  Superman : How hard did I punch him? Did I punch him pretty hard?

  Lois Lane : Yeah, you punched him like so hard.

  Superman : Uhg.

  [dies] 

  Lois Lane : Noooooo!

• Max Landis : It turns out that when Kryptonians get the living fuck punched out of them, they go into something called a 'healing coma', which is identical in all terms and purposes to human death. So, the 'sleep' and return of Superman is not as compelling of a title, but that's what happened.

  [pause] 

  Max Landis : He came out with like, long hair and like, you see he was like Super '90s, and he's like...

  Superman : Cyborg Superman!

  Cyborg Superman : What the fuck are you doing here?

  Max Landis : And... he just beats the shit out of him. He tears his head off. And then just... he's back. Then he went to Lois Lane, who's like...

  Lois Lane : Why didn't you tell me that, like, if you got beat up, you go into a healing coma?

  Max Landis : Superman's like...

  Superman : I didn't know. So, Lois, I'm really sorry. I hope you didn't fuck anyone. Because if you fucked anyone while I was dead, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

  Max Landis : Lois was like...

  Lois Lane : Well, there were four guys pretending to be you. And there was really only one way to know.

  Max Landis : Superman was like...

  Superman : Damn, man.