To win back his ex-girlfriend, a conservative accountant enlists the help of an exotic dancer to guide him on a quest for sexual experience, leading him into a world of strip clubs, sensual massage parlors, cross-dressing and S & M.
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Thirty-seven year old Winnipeg-based accountant Jordan Abrams, a proverbial doormat of a man, has pined after Rachel Stern since he was twelve. He finally got her to be his girlfriend last year after she being a peripheral or not so peripheral part of his life all these years. Now, in a relationship for a year, Jordan plans on asking her to marry him on a week-long romantic vacation they are taking to Niagara Falls. Rachel not only decides not to go on the trip, but dumps him when he, learning that she isn't going, asks her to marry him the day before the trip instead. The primary reason she dumps him?: he's lousy in bed, she not being able to envision bad, boring sex with him for the rest of her life. Rachel convinces him to take the vacation by himself, instead hanging out in Toronto with his college friend Dandak, his return from the vacation when they will talk about the break-up in more detail. Dandak, a sex machine, sees his role in his mending his friend's broken heart as ...Written by
The first day of shooting was on a Sunday. The scenes in the 'rub and tug' were shot in a working 'massage parlor', and Sunday was the only day of the week that they were closed. See more »
In some scenes Jordan's earpiece is visible See more »
[starting under her breath then audibly to a shout]
You fucking little fucker, you did mean those things. I know, my God, I knew you did. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fine. So fuck you.
Oh, fuck you harder. You don't even know what the fuck, you... Fuck you.
You f... You fucking little motherfucker. I'll fuckin' fuck you.
[yelling with obscene gestures]
You're a fuckin' fuck hard. Fuck you and fuck...
Hey, you know what? Fuck you, you fuckstress. You fucking fuckstress.
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Throughout the credits, you can hear audio of Jordan and Julia making love for the first time. See more »
Nerd accountant (Jordan) gets dumped by long-term girlfriend (Rachel) for being terrible in bed, and so the terrible lover tries to win the girlfriend back by learning how to be a better lover (and also by making her jealous). During a drunken night, he meets a stripper (Julia) and a friendship develops. The stripper agrees to teach the nerd accountant how to be a better lover, and this results in many awkward and sometimes hilarious moments.
A secondary side plot involves the accountant's male friend (Dandak, played by Vik Sahay from Chuck) trying to reform and hide his promiscuous ways after meeting his dream girl.
Clichés abound. Fish out of water. Opposites attract. Sex jokes. Morality judgements.
Despite the title of the movie, there is no gratuitous use of nudity or sex scenes.
This movie made me laugh, and had a feel good ending. As I had low expectations for this movie but was pleasantly surprised, I felt compelled to write a short review.
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