- Annie Dubinsky: I was so devastated I didn't sleep with a clown for five months.
- Homer Simpson: What about mimes?
- Annie Dubinsky: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
- Homer Simpson: My pants are splitting! Everyone will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob. That's for Marge's eyes only.
- Marge Simpson: What was your favorite thing at the museum?
- Lisa Simpson: I liked the knowledgeable docents.
- Bart Simpson: I liked the early closing time.
- Marge Simpson: Wasn't that show just a rip-off of The Honeymooners?
- Homer Simpson: Every show is a rip-off of The Honeymooners. Baby, you're the greatest.
- Marge Simpson: Oh, Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens... I mean, Homer.
