Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Daniel Usaj | ... | Uncle Donny | |
Joe Hartzler | ... | Jefferson | |
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Preston Altree | ... | Nibla (voice) |
Benjamin Siemon | ... | Mrs. Turkey (voice) | |
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Mike Litzenberg | ... | Greg Garbage (voice) |
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Bridge Stuart | ... | FrankenTurkey (voice) |
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Wanda Lust | ... | Naked Astronaut |
Christina Blevins | ... | Newscaster | |
Jordan Downey | ... | Turkie / Yomi / WiseTurkey / Muff (voice) | |
Kevin Stewart | ... | Rhonda Worm / PluckMaster / Meowmir (voice) | |
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David Cronin | ... | Pie-Lett (voice) |
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Jeffery A. Baker | ... | Flamethrower 1 |
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Ryan McLelland | ... | Rimjob Rick (voice) |
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Brian Jackson | ... | Guest Death 1 |
Roger Ford | ... | Guest Death 2 |
In "ThanksKilling 3", the fowl-mouthed villain Turkie is back and hacking his way to find the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2" which has landed in the hands of a group of disturbingly crude puppets. The death toll rises as Turkie carves through the likes of Flowis the rapping grandma, Rhonda the bisexual space worm, Yomi the puppet in search of her mind, and their equally ridiculous friends who all travel through fantastical settings such as the FeatherWorld and Turkey Hell. With the guidance of Uncle Donny (Dan Usaj), the wig-wearing inventor of the PluckMaster 3000, Jefferson (Joe Hartzler), Head of Security at ThanksgivingLand, and a WiseTurkey, the gatekeeper to the FeatherWorld, our collection of raunchy characters hope to fend off the murderous rampage of Turkie, all while trying to help Yomi find her mind. Written by Turkie
Weirdest movie ever...bad in a very bad way. In other words, a huge crap sandwich with weird puppets. Nothing like the first Thankskilling.
The movie starts out with a astronaut in a space suit in space with her breast exposed...then a puppet turkey in a spaceship shoots lasers at her and she is blown in half. From there the movie cuts to a Fraggle Rock reject puppet who has lost her mind, but when you watch her lose her mind it looks like her uterus is floating away.
Lost yet? Well from there the movie cuts to the killer puppet turkey with his wife and son celebrating his birthday. The turkey looses his turkey mind and snaps when it is revealed that "Thankskilling 2 the only film shot in space is shelved" according to the news the turkey is watching. He then kills his turkey wife and flies away with his son in a phallic plane. Then for some odd reason the movie cuts to a white guy in a George Washington wig called Uncle something ( I don't remember his name but he sells turkey slicers via TV infomercials). The uncle talks to the Fraggle Rock puppet about her lost mind and promises her to play the only remaining copy of "Thankskilling 2" to cheer her up. From there the killer turkey shows up because he wants the last copy. It was at this point, one hour in that I shut the movie off.
I typically like campy horror movies, but this was horrible. Don't even waste your time with this one, first movie I had to turn off before finishing. I wasted 10 minutes of my time typing this review so you will not waste an hour of you life like I did on this piece of crap. There are no drugs in the world to make this movie cool.