More and more UFO sightings occur every day. Across the globe people are losing time, friends and loved ones disappear, while the Men in Black are perpetually lurking in the background. In a sleepy seaside village, three women search the skies for a sighting of a UFO that is repeatedly haunting the area. Every day they venture out until one day they return having completely lost 4 hours from their lives. Their need to understand the UFO's and why they are here opens a world they could never have imagined and takes them into the heart of a dark and secretive universe populated by the Men in Black. Coming face to face with the unknown, they begin to realize that they have been profoundly affected by their encounter. To make matters worse, they begin to evolve into something amazing, yet horrifying - something beyond their worst nightmares. Beware the Dark Watchers.Written by
I love B movies, I grew up on cheap monster movies and they are a pleasure of mine. Saying that, know this. Men in Black Dark Watcher was beyond horrible. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen and thats after sitting through small town film fests. The lack of story was attempted to be covered by strange angles, fish eye lens tricks and and odd distortions which just make any attempt at taking the movie seriously impossible. The dialog was junk and the special effects, while low grade even for a B movie would have been passable if they didn't try to pile up multiple effects destroying every scene. The focus seemed mostly to have every female in the movie wear as little as possible and choose between two acting methods, stupid as possible or wet your pants scared. Neither worked.
To sum up: Horrible acting, too many cheap special effects, horrible camera and cheap story. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Not even worth watching to make fun of.
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