As a young child (2 months old), I was starving, it was dark. My family had no power after failing to pay February's rent. My dad was at the casino, and my mom was knitting sweaters for money. But one faithful night, I was walking in the streets and saw an Alfred Chicken ad inside the window of the TV store. This was a sign, as the stars glistened down from heaven, my dad won BIG! I immediately took my cut from the money, and bought Alfred Chicken. I was about to kill myself the same day, but god showed me Alfred chicken, and all was good.
This game was the best thing to ever happen, and I haven't even talked about the game play. You play as a Chicken named Alfred, you chick around the stages, and try to kill the enemies all while collecting coins. My life became like a video game, trying hard to beat the stages, all while my dad gambled at the casino making more and more money each night.
Not only is this game incredibly fun, it saved me from suicide. I created 17 fake people to vote Alfred Chicken into parliament, but unfortunately, people were not ready for Alfred.