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Bad Johnson (2014)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance | 2 May 2014 (USA)
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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.







Credited cast:
... Jamie
... Rich Johnson
... Lindsay Young
... Rich's Penis
... Teenage Girl
... Strip Club Patron
... Strip Club Patron
... Emily
Danny Rhodes ... Waiter
... Josh Nelson
... Doctor
... Samantha (as Katie Riccio)
James E. Foley ... Bob (voice)
... Chinese Delivery Guy
James Doherty ... Blond Guy (as James R. Doherty)


A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.

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Paul Scheer was considered for the role of Rich's Penis. See more »


During the elevator kidnapping, Nick Thune's bow tie is undone. The camera cuts to the girls face then when it cuts back to Nick, his bow tie is tied. See more »


Rich Johnson: I wish my dick would just leave me alone...
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References Scarface (1983) See more »

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Lose more faith in humanity.
30 August 2014 | by See all my reviews

Ever say something you thought was funny but was sort of inappropriate? And for some reason you wondered what sort of scenario it would take to make it appropriate? This is the movie that creates the scenario that makes silly puns about genitals work.

There are few other qualities. There is also plenty of babbling and speculation about human love and relationships and the complexity therein. Although they generally try to treat the topic respectfully, the constant oversimplifications and stereotypes presented leave you shaking your head and simply saying, "No. It doesn't work that way, it's not that simple."

The implication that men can't help but think with their genitals is an old cliché that can really be fun if it's played well, but is still generally demeaning. Whereas the insinuation that women are so easily seduced by someone like this "Johnson" character is somewhat demeaning to the female gender.

All of it could have been done well, but really the whole film comes off pretty dry. It's only moderately entertaining, and not very romantic.

It also reminds me of a similar movie that came out in 1988 called "Me and Him." (tt2091325)

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