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Bad Johnson (2014)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance | 2 May 2014 (USA)
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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.

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... Jamie
... Rich Johnson
... Lindsay Young
... Rich's Penis
... Teenage Girl
... Strip Club Patron
... Strip Club Patron
... Emily
... Waiter
... Josh Nelson
... Doctor
... Samantha (as Katie Riccio)
James E. Foley ... Bob (voice)
... Chinese Delivery Guy
James Doherty ... Blond Guy (as James R. Doherty)
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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.

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Paul Scheer was considered for the role of Rich's Penis. See more »

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During the elevator kidnapping, Nick Thune's bow tie is undone. The camera cuts to the girls face then when it cuts back to Nick, his bow tie is tied. See more »

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Rich Johnson: I wish my dick would just leave me alone...
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Hilarious, crude but oh so funny...
26 August 2014 | by See all my reviews

Yup, he lost his Johnson and Johnson was a ho and evil to the core about getting laid. Our hero becomes a normal person in the end and is reunited with Johnson...there are a lot of great lines in the movie, crude, but I howled throughout. No point being a prude and worrying what others think, we have all heard this before in our private lives...so indulge, have fun, laugh out loud and enjoy this juxtaposition of a movie (guy and his private part). The Johnson actor made the movie and the eye candy Gigandet for once was just a foil (feel sorry for him as most of the roles he gets are RomCom, I think he is a more capable actor than that). Enjoyable up to the end and yes, the ending was predictable but who could have guessed an erectile dysfunction drug would triumph over all things bad...too funny. BTW, midway or more in the movie, when Johnson enters a young man's car (having just been rejected by his date) the advice he gives is hilarious and SO bad you have to laugh out loud.


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