Big Game (2014)
Herbert: How could they penetrate security? Same way they always do. Money, sex or God.
US President William Alan Moore: You've got to cock it motherfucker.
Oskari: [to the President] My forest, my rules. Sit in the back.
Morris: Someone helped him. Someone with a small shoe size.
Hazar: Small shoe size? What is that supposed to mean?
Morris: Well usually it means small feet.
Hazar: I spoke to my taxidermist about some logistics of dealing with a human cadaver, and apparently if I'm going to stuff him and mount him it's best that the body's as fresh as possible.
Morris: You're gonna stuff him?
Hazar: What else should one do with a hunting trophy?
Hazar: [shutting the President in a box] My apologies, first class is full.
Navy Seal 1: Good to see you, Mr President. Are you alright?
US President William Alan Moore: Well, considering I've been betrayed today, hunted, locked in a freezer, ejected from the same plane twice... yeah, I'm doing quite well.
Vice President: I've got one question for you, Fred, one question only. Can it get back to us?
Herbert: Can it get back to us? Well, Vice President, Morris is dead, Hazar is dead, all his men are dead...
[trips the Vice President, smashing his head into a sink and killing him]
Herbert: And you're dead. So, in answer to your question, getting back to anyone, I would say no, it's not getting back to anyone.
CIA Director: Any suggestions?
Herbert: There's only one thing left: find the President, kill the sons of bitches who are after him, bring him home.
Vice President: You're telling me we lost our President like you lose a set of car keys? This is the most powerful nation in the history of the planet. Look at me! This is America, and as Vice President of this great nation I am commanding you to sort this shit out!
Herbert: To the best of our knowledge, at this moment in time, the President is not assassinated. We do know that the evac was triggered. Maybe that's what they wanted. To capture him, to take him alive.
CIA Director: Goddammit, so they can show off their trophy and make demands.
Herbert: Or get the world watching before they behead him and stick it on their Facebook page.
US President William Alan Moore: A few hours ago I could order the greatest armed force on the planet to invade any country in the world and now I can't even order a pizza. And believe me, I could really use a pizza.
US President William Alan Moore: Where are my soldiers? I'm the commander of the biggest, baddest, ass-kicking armed force on the planet! Why aren't they scouring this wilderness trying to rescue me?
Hamara: [taking a photo of Oskari with the President] Say cheese.