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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)

TV-MA | | Comedy, Horror | 19 February 2013 (USA)
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A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

Director:

Duane Journey

Writer:

David Tillman
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Molly C. Quinn ... Gretel (as Molly Quinn)
Michael Welch ... Hansel
Lara Flynn Boyle ... Witch Agnes
Cary Elwes ... Meter Man
Andrew James Allen ... Ashton
Reynaldo Gallegos ... Carlos
Bianca Saad Bianca Saad ... Bianca
Lochlyn Munro ... Officer Ritter
Yancy Butler ... Officer Hart
Eddy Martin ... Manny
Joe Ordaz ... Jorge
Celestino Cornielle ... Octavio (as Celestin Cornielle)
David Tillman ... Norm
Claudia Choi ... Sam
Edward Zo ... Teenager #1
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Storyline

The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter and Hart do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

19 February 2013 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Hansel and Gretel & the 420 Witch See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$4,500,000 (estimated)
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Dolby Digital

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Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Was almost released straight to dvd. See more »

Quotes

Bianca: A Skittle... taste the rainbow!
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Connections

Version of Hansel & Gretel (1977) See more »

Soundtracks

420 Eyes
Written by Zak Sobel
Produced by Zak Sobel and Kyle Herman (as Kyle 'Killakake' Herman)
Performed by Kyle Herman (as Kyle 'Killakake' Herman)
Courtesy of Deaf Dog Music
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Worst movie of 2013.
3 March 2014 | by longo-gabriele-92See all my reviews

I saw a poster of this movie in a mall: there was a gingerbread man smoking a blunt, and I thought it was cute and funny. I decided to give this movie a chance.

During the first ten minutes, the movie seems the typical horror-oriented (well, this is what it aims for; it obviously misses its point) comedy written by a pair of pubescent 13-year old boys. You know, boobs, weed, bad jokes and even worse music. But no, oh no, it gets much worse. The plot is dull, the acting is awful, the characters are the stereotypical boneheads you find in each and every bad horror movie: the hot blonde, the ghetto girl, the stupid hunk and the smart geek. Wow. Brilliant.

I can't even begin to describe how awful this movie is. Maybe that's what the producers wanted? Making a parody of an actual film?

If, as I previously stated, you're a 13 year old boy who likes weed, energy drinks, bad jokes and centerfolds, congrats: you can survive watching this movie. To everyone else, there are many better things you can do to fill this hour and a half. Take a walk, bake a pie, I don't know. Don't waste your time on this!


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