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Attack of the Jurassic Shark (2012)

Jurassic Shark (original title)
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When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned... See full summary »

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Brett Kelly

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David A. Lloyd, Trevor Payer (additional dialogue)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Emanuelle Carriere Emanuelle Carriere ... Jill
Christine Emes ... Tia
Celine Filion ... Kristen
Angela Parent Angela Parent ... Barb
Duncan Milloy Duncan Milloy ... Rich
Phil Dukarsky Phil Dukarsky ... Doug
Kyle Martellacci Kyle Martellacci ... Mike
Joshua Gilbert Crosby Joshua Gilbert Crosby ... Jack
Kevin Preece Kevin Preece ... Jerry
Jurgen Vollrath Jurgen Vollrath ... Dr. Lincoln Grant
Sarah Mosher Sarah Mosher ... Tiffany
Kala Gray Kala Gray ... Brittany
Sherry Thurig Sherry Thurig ... Scientist
Jody Haucke Jody Haucke ... Chairman
Darren Stevens Darren Stevens ... Fisherman 1
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Storyline

When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned piece of land. Unable to escape the fearsome beast, the two groups of strangers must put aside their differences and come together to fight off the extinct, ferocious monster while battling for their lives. What started out as some fun in the sun, ends up as a survival of the fittest as nature's cruelest creation has come back from extinction and he wants revenge!

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 April 2012 (India) See more »

Also Known As:

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Dudez Productions See more »
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As of July 2015, this was the lowest rated movie on IMDB, overtaking Saving Christmas (2014). It was pushed down to the #2 spot in September. See more »

Goofs

The second stick of dynamite never explodes. See more »

Quotes

Dr. Lincoln Grant: But I'm The Jurgen! You know, from Rolling Bones!
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References Jurassic Park (1993) See more »

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Seen better on an Etch-a-Sketch
22 July 2012 | by cromwell316See all my reviews

This is perhaps the most appalling piece of art (lol) ever committed to celluloid, the acting, if you can call it that, consists of inane lines punctuated by silence while the mannequin imitating cast catch up and spout their increasingly dire reply.

The editing is a case history in how modern technology can be abused to turn a screenplay into a horror story (not for the content of the movie but for anyone viewing it who has in their life time graduated beyond watching a spinning toy above a child's cot (crib)).

From the total lack of acting skills this "thing" seems to be a product of someone who found a camera, asked a couple of friends to join in and then put together a script while eating at Chucky Cheese (or equivalent).

If those responsible ever read these reviews in future if your intending to make another movie, assuming you are not now working in a mall or a drive-thru, try to ensure the lighting is balanced, it looked like Jill (?) was having a torch shone in her eyes in the boat, and for the two girls at the start there is no need to have them splashing water at each other for 20 minutes and generally if your going to film in a stairwell again at least balance the light.

If you have nothing better to do for an hour or so (I am only 25 minutes in but stopped to write this )it is highly recommended as it truly has to be seen to be believed.


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