Glenn Quagmire: Hey you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
Peter Griffin: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Stewie Griffin: Not to alarm anyone but a guy took me into the closet to try me on. I fit by the way.
Peter Griffin: Carter? Oh hey. You're involved with the Tea Party? Wait a minute. This is what Brian was warning me about: that the Tea Party is run by rich guys who are only out for themselves.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Brian? You mean that arrogant, unemployed dog of yours? Peter, he's just one of those liberal elites who spreads lies and hates patriots.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, he kinda is.