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Love Bite (2012)

School is over and summer has begun in the dead-end seaside town of Rainmouth. While Jamie's friends seem to be happy working in the local pie factory by day and looking for sex by night, ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
Jessica Szohr ... Juliana
Ed Speleers ... Jamie
Timothy Spall ... Sid
Luke Pasqualino ... Kev
Kierston Wareing ... Natalie
Robert Pugh ... Sergent Rooney
Eloise Smyth ... Tiffany
Joy McAvoy ... Berit
Rona Morison ... Fiona
Robin Morrissey ... Bruno
Francesca Hunt Francesca Hunt ... Caroline
Paul Birchard Paul Birchard ... Reverend Lynch
Adam Leese ... Gilkes
Rosie Sansom Rosie Sansom ... Alicia
Ben Keaton Ben Keaton ... Father John
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School is over and summer has begun in the dead-end seaside town of Rainmouth. While Jamie's friends seem to be happy working in the local pie factory by day and looking for sex by night, Jamie is bored out of his mind, running his pot-head mother's B&B. He's desperate to get out of there. But when he meets beautiful, smart and sexy American traveler Juliana at a party, he's smitten - the world is not so small after all. But soon after Juliana's arrival, strange things start happening. One of the local teens goes missing at a party. Then, another. Jamie is warned by an enigmatic stranger that a werewolf is in town - and preying solely on virgin flesh! The only way to be safe seems to be to pop your cherry. (But that can't be true... can it?) As the locals are picked off one by one, the boys fear that a werewolf is indeed after them. And for all their talk, it turns out none of them have ever had sex before... Pretty soon, everyone is dying to get laid. Written by westendfilms.com

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Dying...to get laid.

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Comedy | Horror

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UK

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English

Release Date:

9 November 2012 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Erotas me tin proti dagonia See more »

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£2,500,000 (estimated)
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2.35 : 1
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The Inbetweeners + horror - humour = Love Bite
2 June 2014 | by bowmanblueSee all my reviews

I don't like to run down British films. I knew it was going to be pretty low budget, but I've seen plenty of cheap and fun films. However, this time - when you're dealing with monsters - budget does tend to matter.

Love Bite is about a group of four teenage boys in a (fictional) English coastal town who end up being stalked by a (virgin-loving) werewolf. It's billed as a 'sexy, comedy, horror' film. The problem is... if fails on all three of those tags.

It's not sexy. There's sex in it. In fact, there's near CONSTANT talk of sex all the way through it. Sometimes it's supposed to be funny. Other times not. Either way, it's hard to tell, as none of it was particularly amusing. The lead actress is American, Jessica Szohr. She's sexy (and also the best actress in the entire film), but if you want to only see a sexy girl, I'm sure you can look enough up on the internet without having to watch this film.

It's also not funny enough to be a comedy. It thinks it's funny, but it isn't. From the start I saw they were trying to be like the (classic) Inbetweeners. However, whereas the Inbetweeners lads were all different and amusing, here we only have one likable character (a Simon rip-off) and three utter vile idiots who are nothing more than Jay-wannabes (only Jay's dialogue, although also crude, was amusing and well-written).

The film may be about werewolves, but there isn't enough budget for gore and decent monsters. Seriously, if it wasn't for the bad language and sexual nature, I'd let a child watch this film for all the gore and 'horror' that's in it.

I wish I could have liked this film, but it just dragged and I was praying for it to end. The best part about it was the police sergeant's daughter who had some great lines and came off as something other than a clichéd stereotype.

http://thewrongtreemoviereviews.blogspot.co.uk/


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