Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
John C. Reilly: Corpsman Dey
Rhomann Dey : Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer : Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey : Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
[Quill winds up his finger and flips the bird at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]
Peter Quill : Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...
Rhomann Dey : [from trailer] Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.
[Rocket snarls and spits at the screen]
Rhomann Dey : [from trailer] Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.
Rhomann Dey : [from trailer] Gamora: soldier, assassin, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.
Rhomann Dey : I have a family who are alive because of you. Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
Rocket Raccoon : Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
Rhomann Dey : Well you will be arrested.
Rocket Raccoon : But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Rhomann Dey : Still illegal.
Rocket Raccoon : That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
[to Gamora who's laughing]
Rocket Raccoon : What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?
Drax the Destroyer : What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?
Rhomann Dey : That's... that's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all, so also illegal.
Drax the Destroyer : Hmm.